I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

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this is the teacher from the incredibles


this is the teacher from the incredibles

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The potatoes have escaped

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Is being gay a choice? [x]

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friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

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Can we please, please talk about or at least acknowledge Simone Battle? A 25 year old black female singer who just committed suicide a few days ago? 

High profile suicides are always white girls. Black girls’ stories are always swept aside. Please, let’s not let Simone Battle’s go unnoticed.

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The only Dad joke that matters.

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Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend

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"Those big, sad eyes. I always know."

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